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• Rihanna Finds Love On A Hopeless Reality Show
• Sky Ferreira Takes A Bite Out of “Traces” (Video Premiere)
• Lady Gaga Says Many Words in Preview of Prelude of Actual Video for “Marry The Night”
• Scientists: Cheryl Cole Is Perfect

Rihanna Finds Love On A Hopeless Reality Show Posted: 17 Nov 2011 09:15 PM PST 21111172143 by YardieGoals Tonight, Illuminati Princess Navy Commander Rihanna took to the stage of US X Factor to perform her latest #1 single, the Calvin Harris-produced “We Found Love,” for the very first time on TV. And how did she fare? Well… IT WAS AMAZING. Replicating the look and feel of the ’90′s grunge-inspired cornfield rave scene from the “We Found Love” video, the Bajan beauty was looking all sorts of sexy in a big ol’ puffy bomber jacket, a plaid top and some ripped jeans revealing a fuck-me-o’clock garter belt underneath. Mmm-MMM, RiRi! Ri’s live rendition was as heart-racing and euphoric as the accompanying track, filled with flashing neon signs, fireworks shooting from every direction, and some of the most explosive energy I’ve ever witnessed coming from the Bajan sensation. She was absolutely flailing all over that stage! And apart from the on-stage moshing during those epic post-chorus beat breakdowns, there was even some actual choreography on Rihanna’s part–she was stomping the shit outta that stage! Like, why is this the first time we’re seeing Ri really cut a rug? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LI-I-I-I-I-IFE?! The only major downside to the performance was that the backing track was far too loud, resulting in a weird and distracting clash between her live vocals and the actual song. Still, she trudged on like a champ–and seemingly had the time of her fucking life doing so. Now I’ve seen my fair share of RiRi slagging over the past few weeks since the Talk That Talk era, so let me just clarify my position: I don’t care that she’s not the greatest singer. I don’t care that she’s not the greatest dancer. Rihanna is fucking FUN. Everything about her–from her personality, to her performances, to her music–is so thoroughly enjoyable and carefree. I adore her to bits and pieces. G4L ’til I die, bitches! VIVA LA RIRI! “We Found Love” was released on September 22. (iTunes)

Sky Ferreira Takes A Bite Out of “Traces” (Video Premiere) Posted: 17 Nov 2011 04:13 PM PST Sky Ferreira has just unleashed a brand new video for “Traces,” the Neon Hitch/Colin Munroe co-penned track taken from her debut EP released back in March of this year, AS IF!. Wait–WHAT?! No, I–I KNOW! I had no idea she was shooting one either! Naturally, the clip’s all shades of brilliant: Produced by Hunger TV, the video offshoot of Rankin‘s newly unveiled bi-annual fashion/lifestyle magazine called Hunger Magazine (which features Ferreira on the first cover), the video captures the dirty blonde teen dynamo writhing and rolling around on a couch and sulking in front of a window, looking fashionably disheveled and endlessly flaw-free. Oh, and she’s wearing vampire teeth. Why? Um, WHY NOT? God. Stop asking such stupid questions. EDIT: Sky tweeted earlier today that this clip is just a feature for Hunger Magazine, not an official video, so…GET IT RIGHT. Flawless Indie-Pop Princess remains Flawless Indie-Pop Princess TBQH. AS IF! was released on March 22. (iTunes)

Lady Gaga Says Many Words in Preview of Prelude of Actual Video for “Marry The Night” Posted: 17 Nov 2011 01:21 PM PST It’s Gaga interrupted, y’all! Above is a preview of the prelude of the actual video for “Marry The Night.” The actual prelude–inspired by Beethoven‘s “Sonata Pathétique”–will be 7:33.675 long which, according to my calculations, means that the actual “Marry The Night” video will have an approximate run time of 353 years. I was a little busy reinterpreting my past as a glamorous lie in my present to focus on what’s actually happening (although I’ve got the oddest craving for a mint), but I do know that ass and Gummy bears were involved–two of my primary interests in life. “Marry The Night” will be released in November. (iTunes)

Scientists: Cheryl Cole Is Perfect Posted: 17 Nov 2011 07:02 AM PST It’s official: Science has proven Cheryl Cole to be a perfect and flawless human being. According to a study conducted by Dr. David Holmes of Manchester Metropolitan University’s psychology department, there’s an exact formula for the perfect smile, based largely around facial shape and “smile technique.” From the Daily Mail: Dr Holmes found that different muscles are used – particularly around the eyes – in sincere smiles, and these help to create a smile people find attractive. People who can ‘smile with their eyes’ are better smilers – but it’s a difficult effect to control. Of course, we already knew this thanks to a woman named Tyra Banks, who taught us all the importance of smizing in every situation. But now, we have a scientific grasp (thanks to an amusing chart) of the Girls Aloud star’s true flaw-free nature. He said: ‘Cheryl Cole is a great example of the perfect smile. It’s no coincidence that she has been such a success and become the nation’s sweetheart. ‘Her smile helps her come over as genuine, attractive, and engaging.’ If the teeth and lips are in good condition, with a fleshy ‘cupid’s bow’, people respond even more strongly, he said. So there you have it: Stone cold science. Irrefutable proof. Cheryl Cole is objectively perfect (her smile, anyway), and your fave’s fleshy cupid’s bow could quite literally never.

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